Funny Sayings

Those ladies on the sewing boards say the funniest things sometimes.

From Pauline in Australia:

You never ask a woman her age, or her weight. When she's crafty you never ask her age, her weight, how much she has stashed away & how many projects she has unfinished!!!! Just not done in polite circles. This is way too personal. ( but just to let you know, I'm a contender here but not as bad as you are!)

From Beth in Maryland:

I pledge allegiance to the Viking Sewing Center and to the fabric store that surrounds it, one stop shopping with fleece and calico for all.

From Karen in Arkansas:

I'd be delighted with only seasonal changes--sometimes I have fat DAYS! I've yo-yoed so much, Mattel could patent me as a toy '-)

From the web:

On exercising...... I thought I would start the New Year by letting you in on a little secret I've found for building my arm and shoulder muscles. You might wish to adopt this program. I do it three days a week. I start by standing outside behind the house and with a 5 pound potato sack in each hand, extend my arms straight out to my sides and hold them there as long as I can. After a while I moved up to 10 pound potato sacks, then 50 pound potato sacks and I finally got to where I could lift a 100 pound potato sack in each hand and hold my arms straight out for more than a full minute. Next, I started putting a few potatoes in the sacks. Hope, you enjoyed this as much as I did. My Son sent this to me, he knows that I'm fighting the "battle of the bulge" and I told him that I needed to start exercising and he knows how I hate doing it.