12-Step Program for the Fabricoholic

1. fondle fabric

2. listen for fabric to talk to you

3. buy fabric

4. wash fabric

5. properly age fabric

6. listen for fabric to talk to you

7. review 11 patterns which spoke to you about that fabric

8. put back 7 patterns

9. listen for 4 patterns to cuss you out

10. put back 3 patterns

11. donate 2 patterns to the Goodwill shop

12. give the fabric to a 10-year-old to make beanie baby sleeping bags